Signature Pom-Pom Beanie
When you want the warmth of a skullcap without the "about to rob a bank" vibe, the Signature Pom-Pom Beanie is your go-to.
100% speckled acrylic, solid cuff for a snug fit, 12″ rise.
Cute.
When you want the warmth of a skullcap without the "about to rob a bank" vibe, the Signature Pom-Pom Beanie is your go-to.
100% speckled acrylic, solid cuff for a snug fit, 12″ rise.
Cute.
When the nanny cam catches you snooping about your mother-in-law's medicine cabinet, no other hat will shield your face quite like the GhettoRi¢ Signature Flat Bill.
100% cotton twill, high profile, sewn eyelets, snapback closure.
Dope.
This holographic color-shifting sticker will show others that you're underground, but in the future.
Hot-embossed, durable vinyl (indoor use), bubble-free application
¢¢¢.
Discourage Chads and douchebags from approaching as GhettoRi¢ stares in judgement from this simultaneously cute and menacing tank.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage, raw edge seams
Fire.
For the woman who has everything--everything except a black t-shirt with a bearded man gazing contemplatively outward.
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam, seamed collarette
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Sick.
If you want a look that communicates, "Stay away, unless you want a stern lecture," you've found your T-shirt.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Lightweight, pre-shrunk for extra durability
Ill.
For relaxing times, make it GhettoRi¢ time.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Soft fabric, pre-shrunk for extra durability
Dapper.
You wanna look hard? Two words, my friend: light blue.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Tip-top.
Show off your intellectual side with this essential streetwear.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
Skrrrt.
Have strangers wondering why your hot beverage is so angry with them.
• Made with stainless steel and BPA-free plastic
• Capacity: 25 oz (739 ml)
• Hand-wash only
Heat.
Wear this T-shirt to help GhettoRi¢ fulfill his dream of becoming a real boy.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight, relaxed fit
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
On fleek, c. 2014.
Want GhettoRi¢ popping out your chest, Alien-style? This is the shirt for you.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight, relaxed fit
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Trill.
GhettoRi¢ does not exist, but he gives it the old college try on this sticker.
High opacity film, durable vinyl, 95µ density, bubble-free application.
Slappin.
Show off your arms along with your allegiance to the illest of the rapping teachers.
• 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Relaxed fit, low cut armholes, curved bottom hem
Word.
It's like someone walked right up to you and just spray painted your chest. And you're okay with that.
• Runs small. Order one size up.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Set-in sleeves, 1 × 1 rib at collar, wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
Tight.
"Return to form with a warm beverage, caffeine-laced" with this stylish thug-cupboard essential.
Ceramic, glossy finish
*** Hand-wash only
Ice.
Real fans will post one of these at seated-eye-level on the wall facing every toilet in their house.
***Autographed option coming soon.
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